Have you ever lost something and thought, “if I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven’t lost it, I could steal it from me and get it back”?
How do you know that’s not the reason you lost it
This is the exact plot of Fringe
old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet
do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
i hope bad dragon uses its dildo schems to make fruit snacks so i can finally realize my lifelong dream of eating a bag of dicks